
It was about the 2nd grade is when I started to receive an influx of jokes regarding Michael Jackson the one glove bandit. I remember being some what of a celebrity when my name was announced at the hospital or my freshman year in high school, or having my name announced when I played baseball. I will give you the option to say what you think the answer is behind the jokes.
So here is the list:
1. Why does Michael Jackson wear one glove?
2. Why does Michael Jackson always grab his crotch while dancing?
3. (I heard this one from a seller) What did the mother say to Michael Jackson when he was at the beach?
4. Why did adult parents keep sending their kids to never land ranch?
5. Why do you think I go by the name Mike instead of Michael?
If you have some Michael Jackson Jokes that I have not heard of and I think they are funny I will add them to the list?